Straight from the depths of Facebook Marketplace comes a gem that’s out of this world—literally. Introducing the Custom Zwildatron guitar, a quirky mix of a Flying V and something straight out of a 60s sci-fi show.
This guitar isn’t just a musical instrument; it’s an oddball, and quite possibly an alien artifact.
The Alien Robot Touch
This peculiar creation comes from the mind of Zwild Atron, and if you haven’t checked out his YouTube page, you’re missing out on some truly alien music (and a demo of this custom Zwildatron thingy by Zwild Atron himself).
The guitar itself is a wild blend of a Flying V with horns that seem inspired by the upper horn of a Stratocaster, resulting in what can only be described as a Flying (sort of) X (?). The antennae at the end of the horns add an alien robot touch that makes you wonder if this guitar doubles as a prop from a lost episode of Star Trek, the original series!
Some Assembly Required
Now, let’s get into the nitty-gritty. The seller (not Zwild Atron), in all their honesty, mentions that this beauty “requires some work to get in optimal functioning condition.”
Translation: It probably needs a total rework. The wiring is held together with tape, and the neck and body can light up—though nobody seems to be sure for how long.
In a move that screams innovation (or desperation), there’s a screen in the neck position that can show videos. Because who doesn’t want to watch a music video while they’re playing a guitar that “doesn’t play all that great, but it’s definitely playable?”
A Bargain at $200?
And here’s the kicker: This intergalactic marvel is going for a mere $200. The seller optimistically claims, “Anyways, this thing has potential to be awesome, but I’m not really willing to put in the work.” You don’t say. For $200, you get a guitar that’s a mix of futuristic vision and DIY nightmare.
But hey, if you’re into alien music and have a soft spot for quirky instruments that look like they might be able to contact extraterrestrials, this might just be the perfect addition to your collection. Just be sure to stock up on tape and maybe some extra wiring.
In conclusion, the Zwildatron is a guitar that dares to be different and succeeds in being, well, something. Whether it’s worth $200 is up for debate, but one thing’s for sure: It’s a head scratcher. So, if you’re feeling adventurous and want to dive into the world of sci-fi guitars, the Zwildatron is waiting for you. Just remember to bring your toolkit.
