Check this out! This guitar is like the ultimate ode to the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle! I can almost smell it!
Disclaimer: Now, before we start, I just want to remind you that this blog post is all about having a laugh and enjoying the absurdity of it all. We’re not actually endorsing unhealthy habits or suggesting you should dive headfirst into a world of vices. Remember, smoking is bad for your health, excessive drinking is a recipe for disaster, and playing with fire is just plain dangerous (plus, it’s a nightmare to clean up all those burned guitar strings). So, take it with a grain of salt, have a chuckle, but stay safe and keep rocking, my friends!
Sure it’s got the classic Stratocaster shape, but forget about your boring old pickguard because this one is made out of Marlboro cigarette packs! It’s like a Marlboro-sponsored fever dream.
And that’s not all – they even included cigarette butts in the resin to make it look like an ashtray. I know smoking used to be cool, but now we’re taking it to the next level, incorporating it into our guitars. I mean, who wouldn’t want to shred on a guitar that doubles as a ashtray? It really elevates the experience, doesn’t it?
But wait, there’s more! Why stop at cigarettes? This guitar isn’t just for smoking, it’s also for drinking! Let’s throw in some beer cans too, just to make sure our guitar is a complete party, so you can crack one open mid-set and keep on rockin’. And why not a lighter too, in case we want to light up right on stage.
It’s like a one-stop shop for all your vices! This guitar is equal parts trashy and tacky. It’s like a work of art, if the artist was a college freshman who just discovered Marlboro Reds and Natty Light.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I’m playing guitar, I want to feel like a true rockstar. And what better way to do that than by playing on an instrument that looks like it’s been through some serious partying? I mean, this guitar probably has more stories to tell than Keith Richards! So, let’s light up, crack open a cold one, and let’s rock!
