The Marlboro Melody Maker : A Guitar That Takes Vices to the Next Level
This guitar looks like it’s been through some serious partying ! I mean, it probably has more stories to tell than Keith Richards !
This guitar looks like it’s been through some serious partying ! I mean, it probably has more stories to tell than Keith Richards !
Let your instrument do the talking ! You know what they say, the bigger the mouth, the bigger the sound. Or not…
Does it have an onboard effect that throws in a few random “D’oh!”? That would be a nice Homer Simpson’s touch to infuse your music with laughter and joy.
Did they use a rusty handsaw found in the depths of a long-forgotten toolbox? Or perhaps just a pair of scissors? It’s a mystery that will remain unsolved.
In case you get hungry during the jam session ! No problem ! Take a break, scoop up some ice cream with your teaspoon vibrato arm, and satisfy your sweet tooth.