Signs & Labels

F* Yeah !

Sep 19, 2017

Fuckinbetter than a Rickenbaker ? I'd say WIN !

Mar 5, 2017

The Fucker Shitblaster, the perfect guitar for those who want to take their music to brown sound avenue ! Caution :...

Jan 14, 2016

A Stratocaster made by IKEA sounds like a terrible idea ! You'd think that you bought an instrument to make sweet...

Jan 15, 2014

You know... Because of choking hazard ! This warning label can be found inside the Blackheart Killer Ant head !...

Apr 19, 2017

Yep... It's a Bigson ! Also love the little fender-ish F on the name written on the headstock. This Bigson guitar was...

Feb 14, 2017

5string guitar ? Must be some very ancient Keith Richards' prototype with the very famous Ybanez Guitars from Japan !...

May 14, 2015

From now on, I'll wear this sign everytime I'll have my guitar with me ! Avoid Serious Injury, keep your hands off my...

May 8, 2013

You know, because Yamaha was not challenging enough to pronounce ! Source

Mar 28, 2017

Fuck Les Paul custom made in Japan. Though it's a pretty cool guitar, I have to say... WTF !! Spotted by Annette on...

Dec 17, 2016

Best incentive ever ! Every music shop out there should display this sign : "Your wife called... She said it's OK."

Jun 16, 2014

The Golden Turdocaster Original Custom Polished is the guitar you need to play your crappy riffs ! Oh I see. But most...

Feb 15, 2013

Absolutely no requesting of playing of... Mustang Sally Smoke on the Water Jimmy Buffet Anything Stairway to Heaven...