I Had an Acoustic But All I Wanted Was a Stratocaster…

We don’t have any other explanation for such a mess ! The dude wanted a Stratocaster but all he had was a 1970s acoustic guitar !

How to make a Stratocaster in a few easy steps, you might ask ? Here we go :

1. Screw a Stratocaster pickguard onto the guitar top !
2. Drill a hole on top of which you will screw on the Strat jack plate !
3. To replace the sound hole that is now covered by the pickguard, drill two (for some reason) asymmetrical holes !
4. Here you go, you have accomplished your dream of having one-of-a-kind Stratocaster-ish guitar !
5. Sell it on Ebay !

Or maybe don’t do that !