While My Guitar Gently Sweeps

I have nothing else to say… Well, except that the early prototype version of this broom guitar was rather inefficient !! I look at my house, see the mess that’s piling While my guitar gently sweeps I look at the floor, and I see it needs mopping Still my...

Worst Scalloped Fretboard Ever !

This scalloped fretboard looks like it was chewed by a pack of wild animals, or maybe it was carved by a blindfolded gorilla with a butter knife. Either way, it is very impressive.

No One Can Bear This Guitar !!

I’m not sure if this guitar is meant to be played or hugged, but either way, I bet it sounds as soft and cuddly as a teddy bear… but with a bit more of attitude!

Millenium FAILcon Guitar…

This one is quite old now, I know. I wanna say it’s a win but to say so I’d absolutely have to shut down the speakers… Sounds more like a Millenium Failcon !! And what’s with R2-D2 headstock? According to the scale, R2-D2 is probably 30 feet...

May the Fail Be With You

Star Wars nerds… They will always go further for our amazement, and amusement ! That R2-D2 headstock is a tad too much, right ? Maybe R2-D2 is to blame for the slight randomness in the tuning of this Millenium Falcon guitar… You know how erratic this...