Ah, the vintage guitar market—a place where common sense goes to die and wallets weep in despair. Today, we bring you a gem from the classifieds: an original 1954 Stratocaster pickup cover in polystyrene, also known as “Bakelite.” This is what Fender used for the very first Stratocasters, from 1954 to early 1957.
You might think, “A piece of plastic from the ’50s? How expensive can it be?” Well, brace yourself: the seller is asking for a whopping $700.
This Is No Ordinary Pickup Cover?
It’s an ultra-rare vintage part from the first year of Stratocaster production. Naturally, rarity commands a high price, right? Or so they say.
The seller assures us that what’s left of the structure is in good condition with no cracks or repairs. True, the top side has been lost over the years, but hey, no cracks! No cracks on a half-destroyed piece of plastic—impressive, isn’t it?
According to the ad, this cover is still usable because the sides protect the winding, leaving the black base of the pickup exposed. It’s just like a pair of ripped jeans—still functional, leaving the knees or the butt visible. If you think about it, ripped or brand new, it’s the same just with a bit more personality. It’s only a matter of taste!
Why wouldn’t it be the same for pickup covers, right? Who doesn’t want their pickups to look like they’re auditioning for a post-apocalyptic rock band? And who wouldn’t want to acquire overpriced pickup covers with strategic holes.
You pay for the “used” look, whether it’s denim or Bakelite.
Pro Tip: Here’s a fun suggestion from the seller: “You can also install a repro cover on the guitar and keep the original one in the case.” Or better yet, put it in a window display with a sign that reads, “I paid big bucks for this piece of plastic. Respect my dedication!”
The Price of Nostalgia
The world of vintage guitars, and guitar parts is a fascinating place where nostalgia meets absurdity. Paying $700 for a broken pickup cover might seem insane, but for some, it’s about preserving a piece of history. Or maybe it’s about having a story to tell fellow guitar enthusiasts. Whether the story told is great or sad, we let you decide.
Whatever the reason, watching the vintage market is always a delight. It’s a mix of passion, obsession, and a sprinkle of madness. So, next time you’re feeling adventurous, browse those vintage classifieds. Who knows? You might find a $500 guitar pick or a $1,000 strap.
The sky’s the limit when it comes to the price of nostalgia.
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